- LP: I'm wholly on board with you hooking up with a 22 year old hockey player on the other side of the country.
- SZ: I don't see how any of this could possibly go wrong.
- LP: YOU'VE SAID THAT BEFORE AND IT NEVER MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.
I love my StrexPet, Lauren! Oh, it is the cutest! I take it for walks, I throw sticks at it, I tell it my worst secrets! I feed it mice every night before bed.
» Oh, no. They’re not supposed to eat mice, Kevin.
I’ve trained it to! It took some weeks, but it is accepting its meals now.
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Episode 49 - Old Oak Doors Part A